There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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