I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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