i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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