Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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