i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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