Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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