we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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