i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I want a musical about memes.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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