I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
