Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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