I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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