As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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