I feel like I'm in dance class right now
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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