i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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