How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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