He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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