Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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