This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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