Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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