At least make sure they are 18
Why
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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