omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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