Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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