All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She announced her abortion via fbk
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I have fence marks all over my body
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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