That's intense
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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