fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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