that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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