Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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