whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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