Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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