It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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