I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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