You really coming over, don't trick.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
