"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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