Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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