Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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