I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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