Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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