Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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