do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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