is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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