he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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