Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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