i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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