i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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