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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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