Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Apparently you make a good broom.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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