I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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