Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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