around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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