so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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