Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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