But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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