this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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