Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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